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"Just look at ourselves! We're so high and mighty! What we're doing is the right thing!"

"But we're not a group, are we?"

"You truly believe that this is nothing more than a solo project?"

"Well, yeah. For my entire life I envisioned myself doing this alone."

"You honestly thought that people did this kind of thing alone? Honestly, were you ever alone?"

"We want people interested in us for as long as we can. We should shut up and focus on self-expression. Interviews will only waste our time."

"We have to show them how smart we are too!"

"Exactly! We must act as confusing and symbolic as possible if we want to make an impact!"

"But we're smart enough already. What's the point in forcing ourselves to learn things just for more people to notice what we do?"

"Why complete or release anything? The longer we draw things out, the more attention and excitement we'll create."

"We have a message to send! We have to tell people what's on our minds!"

"No we don't! It seems that everyone these days feels forced to have some kind of message to be shoved down everyone's throats, not because they personally believe in that philosophy, but because they have to make it seem like what they do has some deeper message."

"We should just listen to our intrusive thoughts. Do what we want. Everyone else has a grand set of rules to follow if they want to be studied and if they want respect. Why can't we just freely do our own thing?"

"Face it. We need therapy."

"Never! We hate all of humanity! Including ourselves! Humans are all flawed! What's the point in interacting with any of them? Wouldn't this world be a better place if we all just went extinct?"

"Look at ourselves! We're all just a bunch of psychopaths! We're so obsessed with making a presence and trying to give some kind of deep intellectual meaning, and as such we have no sense of shame!"

"You sound so guilty! Don't you realize that the rest of society is the guilty party? They need us! Without us, they won't bother to expand their minds and become our fans!"

"Yeah! We're heroes! Hell, we're gods! These people need to watch us and learn from us! Then we'll be known all over the world!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU! I can't take it anymore… I don't want to do this anymore… No matter what you say, I'm leaving. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to check myself into a mental hospital. If you ask me, I need help."

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